The Zoo I Always Wanted
Antelopes lope, having lost their zip.
Barracudas bite. I have to say yuck.
Chimpanzees all act the same, as if Xeroxed.
Discuss everything, they are far from wallflowers
eventually stop talking like volcanoes.
Funny has limits in my universe.
Granted they have a fun tempo
hilarious synchronicity,
idiotic rhythms and rhymes.
Jawboning has limits. They finally quit.
Kangaroos hop over; they’re my pals,
lament that I’ve orchestrated
multitudes of other animals to speak nonsense,
not leaving enough time for mischief
of Australian lineage.
Picayune point, I kid
quietly hoping to not jettison,
renegade reverie and inspiration,
satisfied that I’ve hidden
the transgressions of gazelles and giraffes
uncanny in their faults.
Vanity is everywhere,
waltzing unceremoniously and deliberately.
X-rays might reveal my concealed
yawns and would serve to betray
zest that I lost. Thank God for alligators!