Deflating Note to the Patriots

 

We will deflate you all

like you did to the ball.

 

We will deflate your towns,

balloons dropping on our crown.

 

The Space Needle will burst your bubble

all our coverage will feel like double.

 

A green and blue punch

will deflate your hopes.

 

You’ll be black and blue,

slouching on the ropes.

 

The Hawk’s beak is sharp and tough.

It’ll let the air out of your stuff.

 

We’ll deflate your state of mind,

like we hit you from behind.

 

We will deflate your lives

like they’re zeppelins on a dive.

 

Marshawn Lynch-pin’s

awesome force

will hit you like a horse.

 

Russell’s will, son

will get it done

and then some.

 

Luke will haul them in

and Doug’s not really bald,

but he will win.

 

And then our Sherman tank

will hit you from the flank.

 

Jermaine Kearse

will drive the hearse.

 

Bruce Irvin will hit you hard.

Make you feel like so much lard.

 

J.R. Sweezy will leave you wheezy

and K.J. Wright will win the fight.

 

What will happen to Tom Brady

will make him feel feel like he’s in Hades.

 

LOB’s the Big Lebowski,

will roll a strike on Rob Gronkowski.

 

Then Coach Carroll will chew your marrow

watching Belichick become a train wreck.

 

And the Broncos watching the game

will feel better - it’ll be the same.

 

And the Seahawk flying high

will squawk real loud and you will cry.

 

Deflated, you’ll trudge away

watch us dance where we will stay.

 

And the moral of this test

is stay inflated if you’re the best.